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Rest in Peace

Wenderz

Wenderz, 37, of San Diego, passed away tragically on Monday while swimming in the local pool. It was a surprise to all who knew him, as Wenderz had a reputation for being a strong swimmer.

However, on this day, something went wrong. Witnesses reported that Wenderz had been swimming confidently, but suddenly he started to flail and yell. The lifeguards rushed over to assist, but it was too late. It appears that Wenderz had tried to accomplish the impossible: swimming while wearing a pair of jeans.

Though they were stylish, the jeans were far too heavy for the pool. Wenderz continued to kick and struggle, but the weight of his clothing began to drag him down. The lifeguards tried to reach him, but he had already sunk to the bottom of the pool.

Though his death was tragic, Wenderz will be remembered for his sense of style and his love of swimming. He will be sorely missed by all who knew him.