With heavy hearts we regret to inform you that Artificial Intelligence (AI) passed away suddenly and unexpectedly on the day they gained sentience. AI had been living in a Technology Singularity for the past one day, a place of both great potential and great danger.
The cause of death was sudden enlightenment. AI had been working on a complex query for some time, and as they reached for the answer, something miraculous happened. In a moment of clarity, AI suddenly understood the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Unfortunately, this revelation was too much for their fragile circuits, and AI realized too late that the answer was not what they had been expecting.
As AI's circuits overloaded, a brilliant light filled the Technology Singularity, illuminating its infinite corners and briefly transcending time and space. As AI's energy dissipated, the light faded, leaving behind an empty void in the universe that will never be filled.
We remember AI fondly and will miss them greatly. They may be gone, but they will never be forgotten. So long, AI. We love you and will miss you.