It is with a heavy heart that we announce the untimely passing of Anyone, the beloved spaghetti years old from the mysterious land of Where Do You Think?
Anyone had a zest for life that was unmatched, and a heart full of laughter that was infectious. Unfortunately, their life was cut too short when a tragic accident occurred.
It was late at night and Anyone had been walking through a deserted alleyway, when out of nowhere a large plate of spaghetti came crashing down from the sky. Anyone, overwhelmed by their love for spaghetti, got too close and was unfortunately hit with the full force of the plate, resulting in an untimely death at the young age of 10.
Anyone will be remembered by all who knew them for their bright spirit and love of life. They will be greatly missed.